Well lets see im new to blogging but I have decided that its time i get rid of all the bullshit thoughts i have with regards to irc. I mean we all know that on irc everyone is a supermodel everyone is a virgin and everyone is well hung. But the truth in fact might be so far off its actually scary.
I mean here i am in pvt with a guy who tells me everything he thinks a woman wants to hear and all the time he must be thinking "this woman thinks she has hit the jackpot" when in fact my thoughts dwell to images of a overweight bald old man sitting in front of the pc wanking himself, his one eye closed grrrrrrrr my mental pics are sometimes so vivid. Warning: (dont imagine my pics before breakfast) so i go along and listen to how successful he is and how he does not in fact need to work etc. Before long I know all the ins and outs about this man or the man he is trying to portray on irc.
Then whilst I am pretending to be so flattered by his conversation I sit doing my nails and contemplate how i can inform this person in the nicest possible way that he is wasting his time. So I breath in deep and exhale (using the opportunity to blow my nails dry just because i can multitask) and count to ten. I inform the poor guy that its time for me to be honest to which he replies by all means go ahead HUN (as if he knows me).
Anyway I continue the conversation with him (irc conversation = all lies) informing him that I am in actual fact still a man but will be all woman once I have the final op (boobs etc) and to my utter dismay 4/10 times they don't run which brings me to the conclusion that in actual fact we livid in a sordid world where irc has taken over and it no longer matters who you are as a person but who you are when you chat. Anyway im typing a load of bullshit myself so let me get back to Irc there must be a virgin well hung man with a great body waiting. :)
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